MUSIC: Three Tune Tuesday 83 - 3 Songs about "Crazy Ladies"! (2 Covers + 1 Semi-Original!)

Hello everybody on HIVE, and especially the Music Community. My name is Jasper and I'm writing (and singing) to you from Cape Town, South Africa.

This is my 18th week contributing to "Three Tune Tuesday", started by @ablaze. It is week 83 overall!

I am trying to stick to a set pattern, where I perform 2 cover songs (written by famous artists) and 1 original song (written by me) around a theme. Last week I picked the theme of "Christmas". Now, with New Year's Eve rapidly approaching, I thought I would pick the theme of "Crazy Ladies that are best Avoided"!

The first song I'm going to try is "Posion" by Alice Cooper, which is a real rocker so I put a little distortion on my guitar. Actually now that I watch back I see I put quite a bit... sorry if it is a bit loud! Here is the original:

The second song I'm going to do is a little softer, but seems to describe a similar sort of lady. This is "Maneater" by Hall & Oates (no, not the Nelly Furtado one sorry!) Here is the original:

So what am I going to sing? Years ago I wrote a song called "Stay Away Woman!". The back story to it is that I once attended a guitar workshop being held by some of the finest acoustic guitar players in South Africa. I made a female friend there and we jammed some Bob Dylan together and showed each other some early attempts at songwriting. I thought everything was platonic and above board.

A few weeks later she sent me lyrics to a new song. It was a love song, clearly about me. What was the problem? Well, she knew I was already in a serious relationship with Julia, who eventually became my wife. I knew she was supposed to have a serious boyfriend of her own... eventually he got hold of me and mentioned that they were actually already engaged (something she had neglected to tell me!) So yes, that friendship had to end...

But at least there is a little song!

I hope everybody has a wonderful New Years! Try and snog up to a nice lady or gent rather than a crazy one! How about that?

Before I go: Please look out for my weekly cover request post on Thursday! If you make a song request in the comments, and then I attempt the song, you get rewarded with 50% of that post's rewards in HP! Please have a think about what song you would like me to tackle for you?

Lyrics for "Stay Away Woman!" by @jasperdick (original)

Stay away woman!
Stay away girl-child!
I see you come here wanting more...
I see you try to drive me wild... why?

You're not the one that makes me safe
You're not the place where I can hide
You're a very distant second
When the best is by my side... so...

*Stay away woman!
Stay away girl-child!
I see you come here wanting more...
I see you try to drive me wild... *

*You're not the one that makes me better
You're not the one I hold at night
You're not the one that I dream of
You're not the one that drives me wild... *

*Stay away woman!
Stay away girl-child!
I see you come here wanting more...
I see you try to drive me wild... *