The Boyfriend Breakup App By Lazy Nigerian Youth

Are you a girl looking for how you can break up with your boyfriend?

Are you looking for a way to practice no-fault divorces in your dating life?

Or maybe your boyfriend is broke and “hustling hard to make it”

Well look no further:

Introducing the breakup app. The breakup app was specially invented to keep that pesky boyfriend out of your hair, you know the one who always shows “concern”, and “thinks you are precious” like you are some kind of property.

It is time to put an end to the patriarchy and it starts with you.

To use the breakup app, you don’t have to be having arguments with your boyfriend all might want is a new one cause this one got boring.

You could also pay for the premium version of our app and get a second boyfriend that will help your boyfriend get the picture into his skull

LOL, you know men have thick skulls.

Don’t wait for you and your boyfriend to have a fallout or “talk things through”. That’s just a misogynistic term the patriarchy made so slave-owner men can own women as their property.

What are you waiting for? Order the Breakup app now and get 5 wigs.

Oh hello, babe, what do you mean you are downloading the app?

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THE PEOPLE WHO INVENTED DATING APPS HAVING A CONVERSTATION

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