I promised changes..

Well I normally start off with a Good morning y'all.. but we're friends.. no need for me to be lying right to your face.. it's certainly NOT a good morning.. I am currently stranded in Orlando at the airport.. Southwest has fucked me so hard I may need a proctologist to stitch my butthole back closed.. I remember promising big changes today.. little did I know that it would be my destination.. on the bright side I saved myself a 13 hour drive.. and I got a $200 voucher for future fuckings... I mean flights.. but other than life has been running a train on me for the past 20ish hours.. Good thing tomorrow is another day. Peace out y'all.. and btw... have a great morning.