High wind warning....

Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where it's extra windy.. I mean super windy.. almost like a group of politicians discussing how they're gonna fuck the general public next.. Except there is someone cock blocking them. XCEL energy has shut down the power claiming it was a fire hazard.. I'm sure it's much more complicated than that. Maybe it's a conspiracy to make all the poor and middle class people throw all thieir food out because it spoiled.. maybe the grocery store is giving them a kick back.. maybe they're just conditioning us to blackouts for when they start running things on social credits.. who knows. Any way you look at it is probably a scam.. you know these mf'ers are full of hot air..