Time to test the ol world of physics in RMF's Ragdoll Physics Experiments by @youloseagain on 3Speak
▶️ Watch on 3Speak --- RMF's Ragdoll Physics Experiments is a fun filled and humorous way to test the physics of the world. Shoot a cannon at a test dummy or drop a boulder on it's head. You decide...
Tags: #gaming #physics #humour #funny
Hello! Hello! and welcome. Today we are covering Ragdoll Physics Experiments, which I'll be honest, we, it looks absolutely sick, honestly, it's so cool. A quick summary for it, similar games, Stanley Parable, Gary's Mod Portal, Talas Principle, Single Player, just, it's a physics game, it looks awesome. Let's see what happens. As always, I don't play a game usually until I start recording. I want to get the same first impressions that a new viewer would. A successful drop, 63% of test units break on landing. You're already exceeding expectations. Whoa. I'm the dummy. Oh my god, that's sick. You took quite the tumble there. Please confirm your motor functions are intact, and you're capable of following basic instructions. First, if you are able, press the button to open the containment unit. Well done, now make your way to the lodge poster on the left and try to observe it using your eyeballs. The what on the left? Good job, Nip, I've chosen on the team to confirm if you understand the information provided. Okay. I heard a preview. Do-da-da-da-do. Do, don't get a cob. Don't get a cob. Don't go on about it. This is already, like, up there with fun games. I'm what happens if I press? That's fine, understanding is optional anyway. Okay. 108% more chaos, okay. What's that? Not legally binding, but spiritually accurate. Okay. Oh my god, this is amazing. Hello there, welcome to the RMF recommissioning center. You are mostly intact. Your blue coating suggests that you are special. Don't worry. We'll fix that later. Please continue. Like what? Oh my god, this is amazing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, that's cruel. Oh! I thought he was gonna fly off then. Running, do you do. Ragdolls don't have those, but it looks impressive on the port. Press space to jump, note, failure to jump, and you result in my old shame. Oh, what the hell? Remember, fight is just a ground that has not accepted you yet. Do not press. You acted first and asked questions later. Fascinating. In the interest of comfort and plausible deniability, the door will remain closed. I love games like this. I recently replayed the Stanley Parable. The new version that it was redone. Oh my God, it was amazing. I was howling for hours. It's just amazing. Come back on the 11th Marvel. This door is currently locked. Please come back tomorrow. I don't go now. Did you name a toast yet? Okay. What the hell? Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I don't know that actually made my job, I wasn't expecting that. That was, this is amazing. This is one of those games that just makes you happy. Whoa. Press G to open your build menu. I don't want to. Congratulations! You've entered Authorised Construction Zone. You can either use G to open your build menu or yell at the ground until structures appear. I suggest use G. To get rid of something you don't want, right click and you can delete it. Try not to delete yourself again. I want to yell at the floor. I don't want to do that though. Whoa, obviously I can't play stuff very well. Oh my god, the point is with this building. This is actually horrendous. Oh my god. Right, please, nobody watch this. Oh no one watch this. Oh no, right, no one watch this. This part we can... We can pretend that this part doesn't exist, can we? You appear determined, but the results are not supporting your enthusiasm. I have added a more forgiving path. See if you can find it. Really? I've just made a bloody... building here? What are you playing at? Could give me that before. Look at you, building your way out of a hole that you fell into. We call that career progression. Oh, this is great. Welcome to Target Acquisition Training. Your job, take out the subject. Their job, stand there and pretend they didn't see it coming. No banana? Well, I want banana. Although I don't actually like bananas. I guess you need some assistance here. Try popping a boulder on the ramp above. Then hit enter and you will officially conduct your first ragdoll physics experiment. Press enter again to finish. Uh... Enter? perfect display of your clearly towering intellect and moral gibiety. This is evil. I actually quite like this. Like, genuinely, this is quite enjoyable. Come, stand back up. Why can't we stand up? What's going on? In mind? There, I'm stuck. What's going on here? Nope. Uh, just no more men. Innocent men. Pull our Kickstarter. This one requires physics and a little common sense. Let's see if you can muster both, but don't forget to actually start the challenge. Fly around in free cam, and in physics modes. Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to do this, am I? Take out a ragdow by guiding the bowling ball. Ball release per meter. Try not to aim at the floor. Yeah? Okay. What, what? Oh, I've got to hold it, right. Uh, how do I know fast, oh? Potentially. Oh, well there we go. Okay. This is not the end well, is it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, not yet, not yet. Oh, oh, oh, oh my god, you are kidding me. How does it take to get out there? No, definitely not there. About there? Yeah, no? Alright, definitely not enough. Um, I'm gonna do a little bit higher, uh, there, I think. Oh, this is not going to end well, ha, ha, ha, ha, he. Oh, this is not gonna end well for me, is it? A little bit higher, a little bit higher, a little bit higher. There? No, not there, there. Not there, either. Yes, and that. The bar has officially been raised. Sorry, I'm quite excited. Can I take this one? Oh my God, I can take it with me. I feel like this is portal, but more with just throwing people around. It's going to be absolutely brilliant. This room will be a full game feature. Oh no. That sucks. Have I missed it? Welcome to the RMF personality coloration chamber here you may apply a new face for science, for aesthetics. The machine has been tested extensively, by which I mean when we first turned it on, we didn't hear any screaming. Select. Oh, come on, that's cute. Who does not love a little ragdoll like that? Lovely, you came in as generic, you left as custom generic. The machine appears to be working better than it did on the last guy who jumped into it. I really like this. I've got quite a grin on my face while playing it. This is just great. Things like this are just happy games, aren't they? They're great. Did you know, cuckus? I get portal and definitely snap for terrible vibes. Ooh. Ooh, in the blender. In the blender, oh, nice. Oh, that's grim. That's, that, that, that, nah. That's a bit much. Uh, actually means the game is trying to do 40 things at once, which are 20. This is great. You do not have to push this button. Of course I do. Five, four, three, two, one. Interesting, bear with me, I'm just making a note. Carry on. This actually hurt my face. I'm smiling and laughing that much. My face actually hurt. Bananas, don't let them get away a bit. Oh, this is... Collect these. the RPX COLA feature it will be a key part of the game eventually probably we've just been very busy oh okay that's cool oh streamers only oh whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh You have reached RMF support. Your call is very important to us. You are seventh in the queue. Please remain holding the phone while I ignore you with commitment. How rude is this? The ignore you of commitment part is, I like that. Nope, I'm going. I'm not happy with that. I don't like waiting hold as it is. I love how we run the little arm's ways. Observe, three doors. A bold design choice made entirely to slow you down. No. Is this a bucket? No. You might have thought that was a bucket, but in fact it was, of course, a cleverly designed philosophical trap. Oh. Trigger warning. Uh-oh. Welcome to my art station. Every single painting, poster, and vaguely threatening safety graphic you'll see in the facility was generated here by yours truly. I've been testing a revolutionary new AI art model, trained on an ethically ambiguous data set with zero artistic understanding. I'm still struggling a little with hands though. I've never understood that with AI. It can't do hands, and I've never really... In all fairness, I can't draw hand either, so... Projection. Oh, I like that one. Oh, oh. Before continuing, please have saved it. At least one canvas by throwing it into the approval shoot. At least we can pretend like you are being productive. My face is hurting. This is so good. Get in there. Get in. Where are you going? What are you playing at? Come on. Get in. Aha! Excellent. Your approval has been recorded. Not that that means anything. You may now return the way you came and continue onward. I don't want to go through here. Can I can do it? Oh, I felt like that. I'm scared of heights. Oh, look. Oh. Oh, that was rough. Don't worry about these guys. Their sacrifice is now perfectly formed data sets. Oh, God, that is awful. That was hideous that, that blurry sign has not played a pantom. This room is currently under construction. Do not enter, unless you've already entered. In which case, ignore this message. Just keep moving. Whatever. Alright, let's take the fish. I don't know why I want the fish. Er, Tony Nonsense. Okay. Oh, what are we doing here? Oh, I'm not sure. See, I love these. I think they're beautiful. Newton's Crailer as well. I love that. There, what's in here? Nope. To match your intellectual level, I've awarded you a star for your last... Performance, but because you're not a child, stars get converted into credits to spend in the shop. Welcome to the procurement training area. Use your new credits to unlock the cannon and see if you can figure out how to take out that ragdoll. Impress me enough and I'll unlock the door. Uh... Cannon? Well, I can't afford anything else. Alrighty. Cabao. This is going to go horribly wrong in it. There. Alrighty, let's go. I feel like this is murder. Ragdoll murder. What the hell? That would've been 5 stars. More stars mean more credits. More credits mean more gadgets. More gadgets mean more ethically grey areas. That would have hurt like hell. Have you found a brick? No. Toast, no. Did you name a toast yet? I do need to have a look at this corner now. Separate. Oh, this is great. What is just up ahead is a sanctioned chaos zone, also known as a mini sandbox. Enter at your own risk, and we've charged like wonder. Okay. Time with that. Welcome to the mini sandbox. I've unlocked a selection of toys. Play until bored, confused or victorious. Okay. Experimental cannon. Alright, what happens if I shoot the cannon? I feel so bad now. That can't, oh, that was a side side can on that. Oh, let's put you on top. Oh. There we go. Oh, it did work. Oh, nearly got him. Do I need to move it just slightly over? I don't get what. I don't get what the cursed is about. I don't really want to go near it though, I don't like horror stuff. This button begins your exit procedure, no judgment, but also some judgment. Watch a quicker way to come back to the mini sandbox later, inspect the first room more carefully. Just a suggestion, feel free to ignore it. Watch your step crawling from height might hurt. A tech to full, minimal cracking, maximum effort. I completely missed the bloody box, isn't there? That's not the best stuff. Be advised, cannons in this facility, may appear at random, much like your mistakes, but louder. I can't wait for this to be released. This is going to be absolutely brilliant. Ah, the elevator, a symbol of vertical achievements, and, coincidentally, your way out. Jump in the elevator and head up to the main floor, and you can begin your journey. Selected floor. Okay. Welcome to the elevator. Now I may sound like the voice of the facility you've been hearing, but I assure you, I am a completely different voice of the facility. I exist solely to guide you through the elevator-related procedures. Please do not be alarmed. There's no need to select a floor. The destination has been pre-programmed to prevent button-related incidents. Elevator sequence initiated, please remain upright and emotionally stable. During your journey in the elevator, if you are experiencing symptoms of deja vu, nausea, existential disorientation, deja vu, congratulations, that means it's working, note. Please do not attempt to open your eyes whilst inside the elevator. Hmm, there appears to be an issue with the elevator. Launching Backup Elevator. Backup Elevator Launch successful. Wait, that doesn't help. You're not in the backup elevator. Okay, let me try this. Congratulations and thanks for completing your mandatory onboarding experience. Please consider wishlisting the gate. Doing so, we entitle you to a free boat, which I'm even willing to give you up front. This is great. No, I don't want to quit. I didn't say, beyond this door is the museum, a collection of behind-the-scenes treasures, concept art, prototypes, and scrapped nonsense, all of the things most developers won't show you, but we will in the full game. This is beautiful, like, such a... Oh my God, that's creepy, that is creepy as hell. I take it back. Beyond this door are challenge rooms. Tests of wit, physics and your ability not to cry on a... This door is a little hunter, you'll be able to get in there if what's behind it. Whoops. Okay, that was... I like them, but they are a bit creepy. Press findry start the tutorial from the beginning, quick. Let's go to quit. Well, that was rude.