@jza: Fun commentary on the shoot up game.
A Horror Brawler Not Worth Your Time by @triverse on 3Speak
It is not often I cover games that I am negative about, life is too short to focus on the bad. While Crisis Evil 2 Bootleg is an older release, around 2022, I wanted to cover it in case gamers just...
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This is Crisis Evil 2 bootleg by Everlasting Gaming. Everlasting Gaming. Sorry, their game jolt page cut off the last G there. Anyways, just a heads out, there's one screen at the very beginning of the game before you even start playing, that is Christian-focused, so if that bothers you, just skip this whole video, skip the whole game. If that doesn't bother you, stick around for a couple of minutes, and I'll explain to you why you should have just not bothered with this game. It's not fun. Just point blank, it's not fun. For many reasons. For one, it doesn't have the, like, to me, there's a certain feel to brawling games. Final Fight did it right. Streets of Rage 1, 2, and 3 did it right. Teenage Middinge Turtles, Hyperstone Hise, Turtles in Time, etc. They did it right. A few others have done it right. I'm not going to name them all, but you get the idea. Crisis Evil to Bootleg does not do it right for many reasons. One, not just the animation, but also the fact that you have no room to breathe. I mean, you're constantly, you know, surrounded, covered, I mean, you're done by several zombies. Every character has guns. which is fine, that's part of the Resident Evil mythos. I mean, everybody has guns. Some have knives, but the little bit I played, I couldn't find any specials that had knives. There's no, basically no melee, melee, whatever, there's no short-range attacks. So you're constantly getting an attack by when you're reloading your weapon. On top of the fact that you're already being attacked by ridiculously overpowered zombies, the game is just simply not fun. Just save your time. Don't bother downloading this. I will put a link in the description below in case you do want to download it. But if you do download it, don't cry, you weren't warned. It's, I just, it's great that they, it seems that they made original characters, you know, artwork and everything for this, but seriously... They messed up on everything else. So, yeah, think of this as an open boar, open beats of rage version of the 8-bit Nintendo's Dragon's Lair port, if you remember that one. All shiny flash and stuff is. Oh-ha-ha-ha-ha-oh.
@jza: Fun commentary on the shoot up game.