American Horror Story S13 Ep5 Date Night | Reaction by @sergiomendes on 3Speak
Sharing my thoughts on 'Date Night', Episode 5 of American Horror Story Season 13. As the narrative tightens and the overarching mystery unfolds, this episode brings new developments, unexpected en...
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We're about to watch and react to American Order Story, season 13, episode 5. I've been reacting to the whole series. If you guys want to check my reaction to the other episodes, it is on the playlist. Now, for this episode, I decided that I'm going to come with really low expectations, because every single episode have been really disappointing, really boring. This is my opinion, okay? So, I am lowering my expectations. and we will see how this episode goes. Now, if you guys want to check all the episodes, go do that. If you want to support me directly, you can go and buy me a coffee. The links are in the description down below. If you cannot do that, you can also support me by liking, commenting, sharing and subscribing to the channel. We are almost at 25,000 subscribers here on the channel. We're trying to... get there as fast as we can so i'm gonna need you to press that subscribe button now let's jump straight away in low expectations coffee in hands just in case i get really bored and let's do this i really hope we get Some connection. Okay, we're back at Mrs. Ness House as well, okay. We want him to get 100 years old to the biomarks that say that he's 100s for some reason. When he wakes up. Weirdo. He supposedly is son, so he's the devil's son. Whatever that means. I don't know. Okay. Who's Ashley? This was the shortest intro of all the intros so far. The intros have been getting shorter and shorter and shorter and shorter. I don't know. Literally the structure of this series, it's all over the place. Let's hope the episode now, it's better. Okay, go up the stairs, take a right, apartment 6. Here it come. Who's Ashley? And took General Lysimo Franco's remains, where, remains a total mystery. So, I guess Franco was brought back to life as well? I don't know. Is this even relevant? Who is she? Again, another unexplained thing. That's yum, what's in it? Uh, it's squished tomato, onion garl Toaster oven canabes? What am I at a lesbian pot? Bro, I'm impressed. Well, I have to confess, the shells are prepackaged. Can I ask? How I'm doing? Yes. Yeah, Ben. So I guess she's one of the 13 friends? You make it so easy, like, no wonder Kira walked all over you. Oh, I'm sorry, that was... Insensitive. Yeah, but maybe, maybe fair. Jesus Christ, I'm already bored. Dreams are whack, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Hey, catch. Jeez. I like that. Being horizontal freaks me. Hypnic jerks. That's what they're called. And yeah. Okay, so I guess she was on the plane. Your life and you are getting back into it. I, for one, am sick of people getting off on the gory details of my survival. Yeah, I swear to God, guys, I picked this series to react because I really thought it was going to be good. I was panicking. I pop a few of her zanny bars and then just moosey down the jetway. Bam. Okay. Oh, so that was the girl. Oh! And suddenly I'm... dropping towards the ocean at terminal. Okay, that's a little bit more interesting. Find out not one of my 13 girlfriends survived. Oh, and that pilot. Lawyers have him under lock and key. Anyway, but, you know, scars are the tattoos of survival, right? You fall from the sky, and you have one scar and you're complaining? Come on, girl. It's literally pigskin. I know I'm becoming a human football. I think he's pretty badass. Calling all the parents of Kira's friends who died, checking on them. Survivors go out mostly. Still, it touched them. Touched me too. Mm-hmm. You know what do you want. Can I ask you a blunt question? Are you ready? Jennifer? Oh. Do you miss her? Boring. Kira? No, not really. Yes, of course I do. They were together like for two months or whatever. Ugh. The sex. No, I mean, together. Oh, three months. At this point, I'm considering not doing more episodes. So the time she was a real bitch. Okay. Kira was the type of girl that would dip your mascara wand in the toilet and then laugh when you got a sty. I mean, you dated her, you must know that. And she was one of the best friends? Is it awful for me to say that I'm glad she's dead? I don't mean I'm glad she's dead dead. I just mean that, you know, like, my body feels... Why were you friends? I couldn't make it to her funeral because, you know, I was comatose, but other than her parents and you, there was, like, one other person, like, someone from her waitressing date. Maybe kill us... Put a love spell on you. Like, I love me, Ruffy. Like... Oh, she's losing it. I should not be drinking. I'm on this, like, heavy antibiotics, so my body doesn't reject these bacon strips. Bacon strips? Cut to them fuck. I'm gonna finish this. Do you like scary movies? No. Ooh, I love Pacino. I don't think I, this was a Pacino movie. Are you kidding me? He's the best part. What are we getting from these episodes? Okay, I guess she doesn't know he has the... problem with the 13. What just happened? I have just good ecophobia. It's not a disease, it's a real fear of the number 13 is true. I don't even have nothing to say, I am speechless. Ben, Ben, I'm afraid of the number 13, too. Why do you think I took all that Xana? And Kieran knew my whole story and chose to just fly in the face of it. What whole story? Tira never told you what was meant to be... Okay, now we're getting to COVID. Is this a joke? They even ask about dietary restrictions, that's sick. Oh my God, why, why, why, why, Ryan Murphy. It's just, it's, it's the blatant disregard. Excuse me, no, sorry, dad, but no, this need list. Of a noble beast, Remindles- Okay, Ronanoke. But again, no explanation. Is it even the blood moon? I love that everyone is watching on Zoom. Okay, and now we're gonna have no explanation for any connections. Okay, 13 dead. Ashley, I wish something I could... I survived, I remain a lucky girl. I'm really concerned about all the lack of all the lack of connections and explanations. If you ever went on... much of my childhood. Because you're the son of the devil. These memories all blurry. You were in hell, you know, just sweet demons and stuff. I know I was born on a Friday, the 13th. My mother died in childbirth. My dad was ill-equipped to raise me on his own. Neighbors from the playground. Uncle's and aunties. Same church or something. Okay. The church of Satan. Okay. So you grew up in a cult, whatever. It was more blood than I'd ever seen before. Neighbor had fallen down hard, maybe tripped and fell on a knife. Mm-hmm. Blood alcohol level at 0.13%. Pickup truck slammed into them at 70 miles per hour. Should have been 13 miles per hour. 6 sets of foster parents. There was one woman, Martha. Who's Martha? Do I remember any Marta in? Martha just wanted to be a mom. I don't remember any Marta in any of the seasons. She spent every day making that house all funny. Then on my 13th birthday. Marta died. Of course. At home, Kira, she was the last target, really. A whole episode, just to introduce this new character without giving much connection again. And to tell his drama story that it's not even going to details, and again, making no real connections. Even with the lower expectation, guys, at this point, I am not enjoying this. Okay, they gotta have sex, and now one. I love scars all over the arms, all over the legs, but the torso, the face, the back, perfect. Gorgeous, beautiful, no scars. Oh, there's some scars in the back at least. Oof, sorry about the scratches. I got a little carried away. I am about to go to sleep. Even my voice is like, nah. Oh, she wanted second round. Hmm, too little tramp stamp you out there. What, what are you talking about? 6-1-6, your hometown area code. What is it? What you mean? Did you draw me or something? Did any of those wicked foster parents ever, I don't, like, burn you? Jesus. Okay. Okay, I cannot believe this. No, again! Very, very seriously, guys, I am considering finishing this series in here and do not react to any more episodes, because I... am so upset with how everything is going. It's just like, the connections are not being made. We're just getting random information. We're getting the same information over and over again. We're getting a lot of new characters that we are, at least I am not, like, really being able to make a connection because what we were promised is that... this would go and bring, like, all the characters, like, a lot of characters for a lot of seasons, so everyone wanted to make that story happen, and that connections happen, and we're just getting them, like, almost as, what's the name? As, like, little cameos, without even make a lot of sense out of it, because if it was a cameo that you're just like, oh, We know why this character is happening, we know why this character is happening. I know maybe in the future everything will be revealed and then it will make sense, but it's the process to get there so far, I can tell you, it have not been fun and interesting at all to me. I want to watch everything so I can see that reveal and then be like, Eat your word, Sergio. This was very interesting, and it was made in a very clever way. But so far, no kids. I'm not having that much fun, guys. Let me know what you think in the comments down below, for real, because I am so bored. I am so over it. But yeah, if you want me to keep reacting to it, Please drop a like and a comment and subscribe to the channel, because otherwise I might stop this series, because I don't even know how to react to this. That's how bored I am. And if you still had fun and if you still enjoyed watching this with me, I hope I'll see you in the next one. Goodbye.