I responded to an app report from Alma in Queens regarding a backyard monster. Following chemical trails and scratch marks through the woods, I tracked down a Hunter Beast. After preventing its att...
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Thanks. Hello, ma'am. Who's there? I don't recognize your voice. It's Spider-Man? Oh, I didn't realize. Alba, charm to meet you. So, you need my help? Yes, there's a monster in my backyard. I can hear it at night, scratching. Could it be a stray dog? Or a rat? My allergies could sense a straight dog half a mile away. And even New York rats, don't get as big as whatever that is. Is there anybody else here who might have noticed it? Family member? Guide dog? Just me. No family? No neighbors. No service animals. Allergies, remember? Whatever it is, I need it gone. Got it. I'll look around and let you know what I find. Please, I cannot afford to repair any more damage. Fixed income, you know? Definitely an animal. Well, that's disgusting. Is it a symbiote sneaking? Time for some molecular assessments. Okay. Nope, that won't work. I can pick up traces of the chemical. Looks like it came from the woods. Trail lens here. It might be another clue nearby. So it's something strong enough to rip through middle. Great. These look promising. Whatever it is, it's either leaky or slobbery. This stuff leaves a real strong trail. This thing is way too heavy to be a big cat. I sure can't jump. This thing is way too heavy to be a big cat. I sure can't jump like one. Feels like I'm... Getting warmer! Where is this thing? Where is this thing going? Maybe Ganky knows something about this thing. Hello? Hey, Ganky, that monster in Queens, it's one of those hunter beasts, but it's not attacking. Whoa, a hunter beast? Maybe we can hack it. Could give us some intel. There's something in its side. An arrow? Easy. Won't hurt, probably, since, you know, you're metal. you do that? So, this was kind of a... ...despersed move, but I dumped 10 million random dog videos to its pattern recognition database. Nice! What should we do with this thing? Is it dangerous? Uh, try fetch? You want to get the barrels? Are you a happy puppy? Want to play chase? That's it, good. Dog, get him! I'll try to access its memories while it's distracted. Man, a lot of corruption in these logs. So, the air... Why would hunters shoot their own robot pets? Target, practice? Let's find out. Hey, what's your name anyway? Designation F1D-0. Fido! Good to know at least.