@dandays: Drives up property values, good one. I also like the part about you represent the hillbilly look. Alright, I'm less than 30 seconds in, I'll be back.. You serious about the future felon part? I wanna hear that story. I so agree with the commercials. There's a lotta good bit right there. Commercials to satellite to TiVo which meant zero commercials. Fast forward a couple decades like we used to fast forward commercials a couple years and now there's streaming, WiFi, cable, et cetera. A gajillion fuckin channels and nothing to watch with more commercials than ever before. Backwards. At this rate, we should all have pagers and pay phones again by Friday. Alright, I'll be back.. Great fucking point. "Don't do drugs", do our drugs. There's a lot of material right there dude. Helluva point. I think you might wanna focus on that a little longer. Stretch that bit out another minute or two if you're taking recommendations. Great idea man. When you say 'involuntary movements' do you have any body language to go with that? Like a twitch or a chewing motion.. slap yourself in the eye or drop the mic on your foot. Do tell. I was SO 0o ready for swinger content when you said swing state but it didn't go there. There's a buncha jokes there, too. swing state. Hope that helps man. I don't envy you but I admire you. Good luck. Congrats on the nuts and, if you Uber several hours south for a mic I'd love to heckle you.