@felixxx: I watched the whole thing. The jokes were good. I liked the one about fucking cousins the most.
Hugh Telmi @ Boulder Coffee Co. 12-8-26 by @oldsoulnewb on 3Speak
▶️ Watch on 3Speak --- If I remember correctly, this was just about the worst open mic performance I've ever had. I'm running out of edited videos to share, though, so if it's bad, it's bad. There'...
Tags: #comedy #standup #cch #comedyopenmic #humor #live #performance
Your next comic, you guys have been bullying him for his appearance all the night, so I hope he talked some shit about you guys back. Make some noise for Hugh. Thank you, Kai. That didn't really feel bullying, like bullying, compared to what I get in my town. That was love. We'll talk about that. As Sean said, I drive up here from ways away, not actually Corning, because you guys have heard of Corning. I'm from a town called Addison that is a little farther than that, a little more woodsy than that. We call it a rural town, but I don't think rural town really sums it up. Like, you say rural town in New York, people think like Wang Country into pastoral dairy farms, and like, we've gone past that to where it's more like, you got a birdie mouth. The people who inhabit my town are the people that you see on those, like, videos of things going wrong at Walmart. Yeah, after they do that embarrassing shit, they come home and brag about it. Like a lot of small towns in rural America, the population in my town has been devastated over the last couple decades by widespread use of condoms. Turns out that the population was really being driven by teenage pregnancies. Not only are they having less kids, but now they also have more opportunities to get away. I know this might sound a little bit hyperbolic, but if you could come there, you could see, like, we're redneck enough, we're getting gentrified by Amish people right now. I grew up in that town, a nerdy kid. I couldn't start growing facial hair until I was in my 20s. That was kind of small, skinny. I had... the long hair on my head, skinny because I was poor and underfed, the long hair, because when mom cut my hair, she always nicked in the ear, so I learned at a young age to just say no to haircuts. I lived in her basement, but I did it when it was age appropriate as a teenager, and I didn't, you know, become a nerdy in cell in that basement. I actually lost my virginity in that basement. I drank my first liquor, I smoked my first pot. I always thought mom's basement got a bad rap. D. Incells are... It's a word that we use wrong. I understand that there are some very lonely kids lashing out at the world, on their computers, from their mother's basement. But the word is a short form of involuntarily celibate. And I know these kids aren't all generally smart, but they need to understand at some point that it's not involuntary. Like, they are choosing celibacy. I know people talk about how hard it is to date. Agreed, it's hard to date, but it is easy to get laid in America now. There are so many apps, like, and there's going to be like a fucking insult challenge on Instagram, you know, something like that. It's so easy to get laid in America now. Rednex aren't even our cousins anymore. We come up here and fuck your cousins now. a lucky guy, and when I say I'm a kind of lucky guy, like, I have luck, but in the worst possible way, oftentimes, like, I had cancer, which sounds very unlucky, but I had colon cancer, which is objectively the funniest cancer. It is certainly one of the most treatable cancers. I just had my colon removed, and now I'm cancer-free, which is not too bad, but... I'm also kind of lucky there. I have no cancer, but since I had my cancer surgery two years ago, I have had diarrhea and hemorrhoids, and I'm starting to think that maybe the cancer surgery wasn't a great idea. Like, it'd be nice if I could go back and, like, have to put the shitty colon back in for a year, so I could poop normal again, and then maybe swap it back out after a while. Comedians also talk a lot about porn. I want to say one thing about porn. I don't understand what religious people have against it. Like, porn is a gateway to orgasm. And orgasm is the one drug that God gave us, that he definitely, like, wants us to try. Like, whatever the preachers and stuff tell you, God wants people to experience orgasm. You can try and avoid it your whole life. He'll send you that shit in your dreams. Like, you can't get away for bed. So if you are up here religious and anti-porn, please think about that a little bit better. I'm you tell me, and it's been great to see all you guys here at Boulder Coffee Company, and I'll see you again sometime.
@felixxx: I watched the whole thing. The jokes were good. I liked the one about fucking cousins the most.
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