Titties!!! by @davedickeyyall on 3Speak
▶️ Watch on 3Speak --- Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where I am changing the subject. I was gonna talk foul about some people I know but then I remembered Beth's cuntmouth sister i...
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Morning, morning, morning, everybody. Dave Dickey, y'all, bringing you chase, morning, bowl. I almost, dude, I almost smoked to turn the camera on. I sitting here talking with Beth about, well, we're just not going to say what I was talking about, because, you know, her sister's probably stalking me. If I say anything fucking bad about anybody, it'd get back to them, you know, because it really goes there's three forms of communication in this world. The telephone, the telegraph, and the telewoman. Boom, everybody knows everything as soon you do one of those fucking three things. So instead, let's talk about yesterday's golf game. So with golfing yesterday, at the New Mexico Military Institute golf course, which I kind of say, the golf course itself, not really in that good a shame, but the golf cart worked. So, you know, he didn't fucking leave me stranded on fucking hole 16 or something. But yesterday, I broke 100 for the very first time ever. I shot 99, 49 on the front 9, 50 on the back 9. Had 3, 4, 4, and 18. And then I had a lot of fucking should have been pars, except for, you know, I can't fucking putt. Would you really you think I get more than that? Because I can give myself to putt any time I'm within a couple yards of the green. I'm not scared to put through the fringe, put through the thick grass. Fucking, I wish I could get learned how to put out of the motherfucking sand trap, because I'd do that too. But, you know, I did, I only hit one sandstone, but more, dude, most importantly, and this is hard to fucking believe. I played the entire round with the same golf ball. Didn't lose a golf ball once, which that's pretty fucking rare for me. Normally, anytime there's out of bounds or water, my golf ball will find it, and that will be the last I ever see of it. So, one golf ball. Yesterday, that's pretty good, it shot 99. And look at this, my two minutes is up, and I didn't say anything fucking negative that's going to get me in trouble later. Winning. Peace.
@zekepickleman: A little disappointed in the actual lack of titties. Playing a round without losing a single ball has got to be tougher than breaking 100! For me at least. I like the to putt from the fringe through the longer grass with a 7 iron. All the control of the putter but the angle makes it hop over the longer grass grass and not get fucked with. I have yet to golf outdoors yet this year and really looking forward to that!