@thebighigg: The good old hangover... Best cure for that is some more booze and weed! I hope you're feeling better!
Happy Mothers Day by @davedickeyyall on 3Speak
▶️ Watch on 3Speak --- Good morning and welcome to today's show which I would like to say is all about Mother's. But it's not really, it's all about me. I got drunk yesterday and I smoked a bunch o...
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Morning, morning, morning, morning, everybody. Dave Dickey, y'all, bringing you today's morning bowl. Start out with Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there. My, been mothers are a touchy subject about my mothers are touchy. You know, my real mom was a fucking piece of shit who abandoned me, left me at the end of the driveway in a fucking one of those chairs when I was fucking six months old. and my foster mom was really fucking abusive and a fucking, not really a good person. So Mother's Day, hence, has not really a lot of meaning to me, but I understand that a lot of you people out there, you really love your mama's. So, happy Mother's Day to all you motherfvers out there. I will not be celebrating that shit here, especially since Beth's not here. Beth's in, uh, Beth is in Denver. with her daughters, I mean, fucking go figure. So, Dave is here nursing a fucking hangover. Dave is here nursing a fucking hangover. Even drinking lawnmower beer, I mean, I still got pretty fucking drunk last night. Woke up this morning, the head is fucking pounding. But, you know, there was no puking on nothing. There was no, you know, I didn't make an ass out of myself. I didn't try to go drive anywhere. I mean, fucking hard press get me on the scooter drunk. Hell, I got a jumpstarted before I can fucking take it anywhere, so that makes it even more difficult to fucking go anywhere. I did before I went and got drunk, went bought some more. Some more pre-rolls. Dude, I probably smoked a fuck ton of these yesterday. So I bought 20. Let's see how many I smoked yesterday. So there's one, two, three, four. 5, 6, 7, 8, whew, 9-9-10. This would make 11. That means I smoked 14 joints yesterday. Damn, Rick James. That motherfucker smoking a lot of weed. 14 fucking joints. At a gram each, dude, that's a half an ounce. I think I might smoke too much. We actually check myself in the fucking rehab. Anyway, I'm Dave Dickey. Happy Mother's Day, y'all. I'm gonna go get high. Let's smoke another joint after this one. Why not? Peace.
@thebighigg: The good old hangover... Best cure for that is some more booze and weed! I hope you're feeling better!
@zekepickleman: Haha leave a grown ass man unsupervised and he blasts a case of lawnmower beer and roasts 14 joints! You still got it man. So glad I am not hungover with only 3 beers and 2 joints because I am cramming all the yard and garden clean up/prep into 1 day. That calls for a little morning snoobie!
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