I said Cut!!

I said Cut!! by @davedickeyyall on 3Speak

▶️ Watch on 3Speak --- Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where I'm kicking my own ass.. I loaded up ole SpongeBob for today's show and Ole SpongeBob decided to kick my ass.. I gotta sa...

Tags: #ccannacurate #themorningbowl #pimp #proofofbrain #life

Transcript

Morning, morning, morning, everybody. Little fucking pointy head there, bedhead. Dave Dickey, y'all. It is Thursday, so, you know, the coffee has got to be happening. So, yesterday, yesterday, pretty successful day, driving the car, made almost $300. It didn't really work all that hard. You know, I mean, hard enough, but really the hardest part, I had a ride to give somebody a ride to Carlsbad. And the hardest part was fucking staying away because, you know, I took some fucking Benadro for the allergies. And that shit puts the motherfucker to sleep. We got SpongeBob out, SpongeBob Square Pipe. Ooh. I already fucking smell this shit and haven't even hit it yet. This is the watermelon pie, which, mm, getting dangerously low. I'm gonna try to make it through, what day is this Thursday? Oh, dude, I think I can make it through only until the weekend. That's two days, I got probably, I mean, if fucking Amy doesn't come over it, if bitch-ass neighbor fucking stays at her house. Dude, that's enough to last fucking half the weekend, as long as I don't drink any alcohol. There's pre-rolls, I was like, eh. Anyway, let's get high, motherfucker. some fucking tasty weed. Oh, yeah, it's a fucking tasty weed. Oh. Alright. I can't.

Comments

@thebighigg: You need to get that neighbor to buy her own weed... SpongeBob kicked your ass pretty good huh? You must be losing your tolerance from all work and no time to smoke! lol

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