bitchassneighbor by @davedickeyyall on 3Speak
▶️ Watch on 3Speak --- Good morning y'all.. gonna attempt the 3speak thing again. Spontaneous decision. I can't promise it will happen again.. but I also can't promise that it won't. Let's do some ...
Tags: #themorningbowl #pimp #proofofbrain #life #cannabis
Morning, morning, morning, everybody. Dave Dickey, y'all, bring you today's morning bowl. Got the fucking ball out. You've got to do a couple fucking ball grips. Running low on weeds. I'm going to have to go to Work in DoorDash today and make enough money to buy fucking pot. Almost forgot how fucking rude to me. My neighbor's over here. Over here crying about it. Not necessarily crying about it, but definitely lying about it. Yeah, lying. Well, that's when you don't tell the truth. Lying about what, though? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what it is you're going to lie about it. Okay. That was one of them grown-ass man Pickleman fucking bald kids. I was gonna leave a mark right there in the chest. Oh, look at this, homemade coffee today, finally got off my lazy ass, went to the store about creamer. Carol is going to text you and ask you if you were going to go buy coffee today and send you money to go get coffee. You can send me the money to go get coffee? You still want coffee? Still will drink coffee all the motherfuck a day. We can do that. How about I buy you coffee instead of giving you cash money? No. Dude, look at it. No, I said, what kind of fucking drug deal? Just you think I am, man, we make a deal on drugs. How about I just give you something I was just offering for free? How about we just call that even all the drugs? No, I got you. Look, last name is Dickie. That means I'm going to be a fucking dick about it. I'm not going to give you a deal. If my last name was Dealey, maybe. Or, you know, my name was Dave Nice? That might happen. Guess what? Whee, boom, rock hard, baby. Right in the fucking tape. Peace.