▶️ Watch on 3Speak --- Good morning and welcome to today's show where I am out looking at the garden, some of the plants are doing well. Some of the plants are not doing well.I guess that's the way...
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Morning, morning, morning, morning, everybody. Dave Dickey y'all bringing you today's morning bowl. Thought I would come out and show you an update on the garden. So first things first, this is definitely the most exciting of the plants. Here, my asparagus garden, as you can see, not a fucking single, even piece of green. It's not like I haven't even dropped a fucking weed in there or nothing. But if you come over here, look at this. My peas are doing pretty fucking, dude, look at that, that's a fucking flour. Okay, they're starting to flower, so we should have peas here pretty soon. The onions, I mean, growing like fucking, like mad. The beads, I mean, growing, but not looking all that good. Now, the weeds, on the other hand, the weeds are fucking doing great, taking over. Let's go look at the actual weed. Tiny little plant right there doing all right. And then over here are, oh, that's pretty soft right there, are the four tomato plants I put in, and then I got two more that I have started right there. Watch it don't hit my head over on this motherfucker. And then these are cucumbers that are just, I guess they just can't take the fucking sun. I mean, that's going to be my guess. Over here, we have beets, carrots, and radishes. And then the one last fucking patch I got are the peppers, which also... not doing good. I gotta say, it's looking like a pretty shitty gardener to me. You think I'd know what the fuck I was doing by now, but apparently not. The peas look good, though, and that's the one thing, I generally can't grow. So, it is what it is. Hold on, let's go look at the, uh, let's go look at the yard full of weeds in the front here, where I've been trying to grow. You can see it's not working out very good as far as regular grass goes, but, I mean, that's what happens when you throw your seeds in the front yard. You get plant there. Another one there, another one right behind it over there. Another one right there. I got grass in my grass. I'm Dave Dickey, y'all. Peace.