@zekepickleman: Ah the supervisor came home and made ya put on the collar. I won't tell her about all the shit you got up to.
It sure is Monday.. by @davedickeyyall on 3Speak
▶️ Watch on 3Speak --- Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where for me is a Monday. Beth got back from Denver last night with the car so that means I'm going to work today.. I'll admit ...
Tags: #themorningbowl #pimp #proofofbrain #life #cannacurate
Morning, morning, morning, everybody. Jakey y'all, bringing you today's morning bowl. As you can see, I'm already started. I wasn't waiting up for you. Look at this. You know what that means, right? Yeah, that means today's Monday. I got to go to work and get my fucking door dashing on. That's back from Denver. Got back last night. you know, clean the car since she took it up there and red-necked, it got, you know, their shit all over, but it is what it is, that happens when you fucking, when you use those motherfuckers. The good news is, I won't be here when fucking bitch-ass neighbor fucking wants to hang out all day, I'm like, I'm not here, but I'm out making money. So, Beth is going to be stuck dealing with her. Oh, like I say, yesterday was one of her fucking slew of fucking kids' birthdays. I, uh, was actually not a dick. I mean, can't believe it, but true story, I had made some Rice Krispy treats. She has three fucking kids. I sent her home with my fucking three Rice Krispy treats. So here you go, man. Did this, I'm, I'm, and I didn't even fucking poison them. Just. actual rice crispy treats, you know, like I would eat, well, only a third the size. I took one of my rice crispy treats and cut it in a thirds, so. Still got this left of the watermelon pie. I'm gonna hope that I can make that last until the end of the week, but, you know, and that should not really be an issue, I'll be fucking working the rest of the week, you know, between fucking lift and DoorDash and all the other bullshit that comes along with it. Gonna be busy. So, I'm gonna finish smoking this joint. I'm gonna fucking post this video. I'm gonna drink that coffee, and then I'm gonna fucking go dashing. Peace out.
@zekepickleman: Ah the supervisor came home and made ya put on the collar. I won't tell her about all the shit you got up to.