Drudgery dealing 101 by @davedickeyyall on 3Speak
▶️ Watch on 3Speak --- Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where I've got a couple of pro tips for fellow drug dealers out there about how to increase profits.. not as good as "Don't get...
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Morning morning, morning, everybody, Jake Dickey, y'all bringing you today's morning bowl. You see, I served without you. Y'all wouldn't hear. What are you going to say about that? So this is the weed pile, I told you, getting down there, but. You know, I also said, I'm going to bake last longer because I'm not shared with the bitch-ass neighbor. So. Yesterday I went out and I bought bitch -ass neighbor her own weed. It looks good when it ain't. The difference in price, this is half the price of what I smoke. This is grown outdoor in greenhouse versus mine which is grown inside. But I won't feel bad about, you know, selling her this, like I do when I sell her mind, I'm like, dude, I don't want to sell, I'm not a drug dealer. I mean, apparently I am, because, you know, I got a fucking pound of mushrooms, minus one ounce. I didn't sell one ounce out of them. Too hers, so, you know, I am a drug dealer. And every day, I sell her fucking weed, so I would say that qualifies me as a drug dealer. I mean, dude, I'm selling weed. Some weed binion. But, you know, stepped up my game, bought her some cheaper weed. That doesn't mean the price is going down. That just means the profit margins going up. Supply and demand. You know how that works. Kind of like the straight-up word moose and all the other bullshit that's going on right now. Anyway, happy Friday. The day the weekend starts for everyone. I... have really been a lazy piece of shit this week. I mean, I went to work a couple days, you know, driving for Lyft, but I have been ignoring the DoorDash. I have done, I'm going to say less than fucking 40 deliveries all week, which I don't know what my quota is, how many I'm supposed to do, but I'm going to go do so today. I mean, now is the perfect time for me to do them because Beth got paid today, so that's, you know, boom, one big chunk of money sitting in the bank now. my little, piece with $50, $50, $75, whatever fucking amounts that I fill in there, I don't have to do that anymore. I can fill them into something else and let them add up. I'm thinking. Anyway, I sent the neighbor home and go get a glass jar, because even though, you know, I bought her shitting weed, I don't want it fucking drying out. So, and I gave her glass jar, she was here last time to put the lead, and I'm like, look, bring this back. I don't fucking supply baggies. That's how the dope viewers go broke. They're constantly buying baggies. Give a motherfucker a jar. Tell them bring it back. I'm Dave Dickey, y'all. Peace.