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💰 Haciendo misiones para ganar dinero en GTA V | Gameplay en Español by @critic-on on 3Speak
🎮 Seguimos haciendo misiones en GTA V para ganar dinero y avanzar en Los Santos. Entre persecuciones, errores y momentos inesperados, cada misión puede terminar en caos. Gameplay comentado en espa...
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Man, I don't know, but okay. Bendito. Ah... I don't know what this is this, man. I don't know how difficult is this, man. I don't know. Ah-l-l-l-l-l-oh. No, I don't know... I think I was the idea that it was. Ah no? Bendito be the Craor, Bendito to be the Craver. happened. It was a misunderstanding. She fucked the frickin' my bet. You bullshitin' me. It wasn't like that. You in? Fuck it, I'm in. Let's roll. Let's get this motherfucker. Just don't kill him! Let's turn now. What a... It's okay, home? What happened? Guy bounced to my wife. What happened? Which guy? Guy I'm paying to teach your tennis. Tennis coach. Oh, that's fucked up, man. Who rent dudes on? You know, back in the hood? Man, we gotta watch out for the mailman, dog. Yeah. I'm a cuckold, a snob, and a fucking cliche. You live somewhere up in the canyon, we'll find him. reports up there. You gonna pull this deck down? Hey, that prick pulled my marriage down. Man, you're really gonna be this fucking dramatic. Yeah, whatever. I told you, I caught the session, bud. But there were a lot of freaking sessions, bud. I'm thinking you were working on more than just her backhand. Swim-o, no problem. This this bitch-assin' ass lesson, man. Maybe he'll keep it on the court and out of my wife. Yeah, he's not taking no housewise back to that motherfucker. Hey, it's a service to the fucking community. Community. Mr. DeSanta, what the hell? That's not my house. Bullshit. Oh, pro. I couldn't afford a place like that. I'm a tennis coach, I hit balls for a living. I was just hiding there. Martin Madrasa? That's what she said. Hey man, that's a mean-looking motherfucking essays right behind you. Oh, that was quick. All right, help me deal with this. You cry. I'll try, man. Try. me, thank you. Wow, shit. You think good. I mean, your aim's all over the place, but you were a hell. Uh-huh. Thanks. I guess. They don't get defensive. Go to a shooting range, work on your aim. You'll do fine. Oh, fuck, man. Shit, you good? Fine is wine. Got a few knots. You okay? I mean, you did good, kid. Man, I'm cool, man. I mean, you, miss it. Group will show. Next, my heart ain't puff like that in years. Ho! Yes, fucking egg, Bubba! Man, you sound kind of man, you've just been greedily by the Mexican underworld in Basson into Los Santos. Trust me, we handled it, wherever the fuck Martine Madrasso is. I've no worse. We just handled a few low-ranking plan. We sit on it, we see what happened. Light the fuck out, will you? There's no use of second-guess. No good, man. Woo! Yeah, do it something for a change. Ha! Man, you know what? You are wasted, sitting by that fucking fool, man. You're right. I need to do something. Scotch and Sunshine is sitting on my ass, you... Fuck that. I'm better than that. Damn skip you, homie, all that. What? I bet you know some shit. You wouldn't believe the shit I know. Yeah, taking some score. Hey, thanks for the help out there today, kid. I had no idea it was gonna get that hot. Shit, pulling houses off the hillside, show has a weird way of fucking with people. Yeah, well, I thought I was through with all that shit. I don't know what the hell's going on. Oh, shit, I think we're about to find out. Do you know who I am? Do you? No. You? I think so. Good. I know who you are. I know where you live. Who are you? I'm Franklin. License. Now, Franklin. Maybe help, Mr. DeSanta here. Who am I? I? I think Martin Madraso. Good boy. Now maybe give him a little of a background. Man, Mr. Madraso... Mr. Madraso is a legitimate businessman who was wrongfully accused of running a Mexican-American game and a narcotic ring, but the charges were dropped because of the witnesses came up missing. Smart guy had it. Now, Michael, I've got a question for you. Did you prove an architectural, significant, modernist, wonder home, down the hillside in Vinewood Hills? Well, I thought you all was banging my wife. The King Shalowl. Well, there was a strange house for a tennis coach. I was to think it straight. Clearly. Yeah. Well, Natalia will need a hotel while you finance a rebel, won't she? Here, good. And I'm guessing here that the rebuild will be somewhere in the 2.5 million range. Of course. Great. That's nice. Come on, man. Damn, you are I? Never better. So what name. So what name? Looks like I'm gonna have to postpone my retirement. Fuck. Ah, man, I'm mortgaged up to my eyeballs. Look, I only know one way to make money. Make money. I'm gonna have to give an old friend a call. Lester. I think he's in town somewhere. I'm gonna have to track him down. Just give me a little alone time, all right? All right, though. Assessoramient Matrimonial. Hello. Is this still the number for Lester Crest? Who's asking? You're awful cagey. Even for a dead man, Michael. Ooh, you don't sound good, buddy. Tactful and charming, even in death. Come see me, old friend. I'm living in Los Santos, just like you, Marietta Heights. Whoa, wait. Hey, how do you... Hello? You fucker. Leicester, and this is strange and loco. Let's do one of Leicester or strange and loco? Eddie's a little upset. We hear the popcorn, man. Doc, hey. Michael, Michael, I'm looking through my appointment book, and I don't see your name. Walk-in guys, you know that. Walk-ins are more expensive, but I'm always happy to accommodate. Sure, you'll accommodate me as long as I got money in the pocket, right? I'm in a bad way, Doc. I might come by soon. CERR, where is? What's it is? Well. what makes it one great big melting pot and it's all melting, believe you me. Now half of you fools, man, y'all gonna be underwater when the sea ice melts, but you're part of the big boy, now I'm buying a house right there on Montchilliad, because soon, that's gonna be beachfront property. You know who got the great tracks, you're part of the big boy, and we're coming at you with him. Don't letter. Fuck you, Lester. You gonna let me in or what? Give me a minute. I was wondering when you'd show up. I was dead. Praise B! Guess you weren't very dead. You need my help. How do you know? Because you came here. Why else would you? I haven't been a good friend for you, Lester. I know that. And you're gonna make it up to me by doing whatever I ask. Or rather, I mean, I need something done, you need to know something, so might not help each other. I gotta make some dough. So you're back in the game? I guess. Look, Lester, about what happened before. I know you never mentioned my name. I know I'm not on any lists anywhere. I know you never betrayed me. As for you, you gotta figure that I never told anyone. That instead of gently decomposing in North Yankton, you're angrily decomposing in Los Santos with a shrink, and a wife who don't love you no more. Yeah. Yeah, well, since you put it like that. Let me shut up a minute. I'm getting an eye-find alert. That little college boy sack of shit, phony fuck. Who? Jay Norris? Yes, that fuck is a lying bastard. I've read his fucking emails. He's a fucking cheat. I heard him say that he saved America. What, by outsourcing all the jobs? By selling us little bits of plastic, restricted access shit! Well, now it's payback time, you lying, turd. What the hell are you talking about? You are about to get that white-collar gig that you always dreamed of, Mikey. Here, take this fashionably retro weird for a 45-year-old man, but I cannot let go of the 1980s bag, and dress yourself up like a billionaire math genius. with low-level asperkers. You better be ready for the minor glitch of your repulsive pseudo-Messienic life. Okay, Lester. Get out of here! Call me when you're ready. We are about to put the Darwinism back in social Darwinism, and, brother, it is gonna be fun. You fucking kidding me? I'm a bank robber, not a web designer. So we'll go robbing soon. I'll find something, just like the old days. Tend that suburb, where I pass. Weasel news. The speed gun battle on A Loz Santos Freeway. Are the Chinese coming after our illegal drugs now, too? with improv. A transit authority announces another project, residents will ignore. A 60s Art House classic returns to cinemas. Shock and terror on the Del Peril Freeway earlier as two groups of men engaged in a high-speed gun battle over a luxury. The diesel news team was there just minutes too late, as usual, and spoke to this man. I thought it was a joke of some prank until the bullet came through the window and tore. conference today, Glob of Poll shared intel that high-profile members from a number of Chinese criminal organizations have entered the U.S. illegally in recent months with a view to infiltrate the North American drug market. Despite recent controversies, including accordance and accusations of being a cult, more and more celebrities are choosing to become... So you're gonna drive into me! The Epsilon program, the Los Angeles-based religion that has been directed... and fraud, slavery of prostitution continues to grow. At a promotional event at the Epsilon Center in Vinewood, a spokesman told us, this is a... Hey, you hit me! ... an American success story. Unlike most American businesses, we haven't outsourced, and we are expanding. We should be praised. Suburb. Ah, excuse me. I got this interview of this tech company. I'm thinking I need something I don't know, geeky, youth. Lost your job and the world's moved on, huh? That's too bad. I didn't lose my job. Of course. Got too old, got outsourced. Same thing happened to my dad. Now you've got to fit in with a different generation. What about a vest and some cargo shorts? Tragic, but they'll do. Dignity aside, I think that might just look. Good luck at the interview. You want to run me through this thing? The prototype is somewhere in the Life Invader Office. Find it and fit it with a device in your bag. They're just gonna let me in? Why wouldn't they, if you look the part? Hang around till someone opens the door and act entitled. Fine. Let's see if this entrance, well... Hey! Hey, P.M's pushing for more functionality. But we are maxed. I mean, if anything, we have to strip features, especially if we plan on releasing a fully priced update a year later. Oh, my... You know, it's... Yeah, well, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do. You know? I mean, we're talking beta in Q4, maybe Q3. Look, milestones are one thing, but when design is changing its mind, seemingly overnight, there's not much you can do about it, you know what I'm saying? My union allocated smoke breaks about up, so... Wait a minute, do I know you? Yeah, I think so. I, I, T-T temp, right? Yeah. You know, you gotta do something for me. Ah, you gotta put it in a ticket. Ah, no. I'd like to keep this one out of the database if you know what I mean. Thin, see the programmer. I'm totally becoming a tech evangelist when the big boys vest. Maybe not even tech, all evangelize anything. Anything. Hi. Oh, hi. Chill out on the beanbag, Marcus will be right out. Oh, um, I'm gonna take a normal chair, I have a terrible back. Here you go, if you guys let me use the OS I requested, this wouldn't be a problem. Oh, you've been added on this PC. Uh, got any antivirus software? I think so. Behind this junk on the left, clicked an NSFW link, bro, bit me on the ass. Yeah, not safe for work, huh? You know, my son's computer runs into the same kind of problems. I'll close the pop-ups, see what I can do. Your son codes? Start them early, bro. You write your best stuff in your tweens. After that, it's just a hack job. My glitch fixing is gonna be way down today. There you go. How about I run the antivirus software? And now we scan. Scanning... Rocking out might get you in the right head space. See, I don't hear the manual on me. And that should do it. Why don't you try and keep things strictly safe for work from now on. Hey, have you seen the prototype in the demo room? When Norris announces it at the keynote, mines are gonna blow. Yes, they are. That's a belittipid. Manipole, I don't think. Nice. And the balls. Dude, when it blue screens again, you're my guy. Bye now! Okay, now! Some Ayo tonto, too! Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Footbag, dig fast! Ow! Come on, you're gonna have to learn the footbag if you want to get a job here, okay, follow me. Okay, follow me. Oh, what? Some A-holt drank my effing hemp milk! There was a totally non-passive-aggressive note on it. If I drowned in mucus, It's your fault, you illiterate effing C! That's madandro! Hey, Michael, hold on, hold on. Doh, I've doomed you! Lester, the thing's dumbed you! Lester, the thing's into prototype. I'm going home to watch the keynote. Lester, did you hear me? Are you playing that game? To be a security! The finals continue with Shima and Bob. You guys are going to the final. Mimes on fire! Woo! What a talent! I've never seen someone set fire to their crotch before! Fantastic! The most racist guy in America! You all disgust me! Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr. Jay Norris to the stage! This company has come a long way since we started it in my parents' pool house in East Careway. Today, you're about to witness a new phase. Full-on weapons grade, Red Alert, world domination. We have put a billion people's private data. in the public domain and we have milked every penny we could in the process. We have one of the youngest workforces in the world. An average age of only 14.4 years, that's not just impressive, it's revolutionary. Revolutionary. Step, prepare to witness the future. Go! Yo! The life invader, mobile device. Yes, we've invented something no one else has ever thought of. A small, personal, computerized device. Now you're going to be able to stay docked 24. Hold on a second, I think someone's trying to dock with me. A lot. Oh, that's security! Oh, Jesus! Whoa! No, no, no, no, come. Let me, we've got the head of this. I'll do the other, well. From up. Loco this thing. Lest, that was heavy, you watching the news? I don't have to, I'm watching the markets, I'll be trading pure alpha till close. All right. Hey, about that other thing. You know the score? Absolutely, let's do it. Put on a suit, look somewhat professional, and meet me at my warehouse off the LS Freeway. Oh, and I'm about to email you a link for the exchange. You can put in some trades of your own. I'm trying to stay off the day trading. Maybe I'll take a look. No problem, no problem. Honey, I'm home. and I'll keep up. The hell is this place? Garment Factory. I needed a job that didn't require me to do anything apart from paying taxes. Okay, listen. Shh, what do you got? The Holy Grail, the Union Depository. And they say it cannot be hit. It hasn't been yet. Look, I just owe some Mexican hood a couple million bucks because I wrecked his girlfriend's house. I don't need to go crazy here. Which Mexico? Or Tima Drazzo. He's not supposed to be very nice. Oh, when I met him, he was charming. So what do you think? Um, let's see, either we hit a bank in a sticks, or we do a store. Which do you like? Well, the store's usually easier, but I gotta make a big take. Well, gems it is then. Let's go to Vangelico, buy ourselves an engagement ring. Oh, we're gonna need a crew. I can round up some of the old guys. There are no old guys. Moses, ironically, he found Jesus, all those Idris crazies, they mostly just disappeared, that crew from the south, they all went down. There was an Eastern European guy making moves in Liberty City. He went quiet. All right, well, we're gonna need a crew. You got any contacts in L.S or not? I've been working with someone, but they're too unpredictable. I'll have to reach out to some other guys. in Los Santos. Let's see... The Jewelers is on Little Portola. Spare change. 5 o'clock. Your FIB buddies, they, uh, know you're back in business. FIB buddies? What are you talking about? I checked out the WPP thing. Does it look like any WITSEC program I'm aware of? For starters, they don't put witnesses up in multi-million dollar mansions in Rockford Hills. No, maybe they thought this would be the best cover. And most witnesses don't transfer five-figure sums into a particular FIB agent's bank account every month. Of course, the money gets moved around and washed through a number of fronts, but the trail is there, deposits, withdraws, the same sum, every month. Agent Dave Norton. White Middle Age divorcee, Unremarkable Career, except for one incident, the shooting of a notorious stick -up man, Michael Townland. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right. Lester, I'm very impressed. Look, we can talk about this another time. Take these glasses. My eyesight's fine. They're fitted with a camera and a radio relay. I'm going to run the operation from the car while you're in the store getting what we need. Here we are. Oh, I'm sorry, but I don't get to charities, but... You reading me? Mm-hmm. Okay, we need shots of the security features, the alarm system, ventilation, cameras. Sir? Thank you. The alarm keypad is on the left when you come in, on the wall by the side door. Glasses are live, shoot away. of their CCTV setup. Can you shoot an air vent in the alarm keypad? Uh, what am I looking at here? Alright, what do we got here? Uh, surveillance and ventilation. Now all I'm after is the alarm. console. The keypad and we're done. Hey, beautiful. I need to pick up a little something for the woman in my life, but one of them. Sir, I'm sure one of them. Tell me about her. What's her taste? Cheap, thank God. This ain't my wife we're talking about. I don't know. I don't want to spend too much. I'm thinking maybe... 10 grand? Our rings start at 8, our pendants start at 12. All right. So these things built the last, or am I just paying for the Evangelical logo here? No, no, no, no. We use perfect clarity jewels. 18-carat gold, 950 platinum. Nothing but the best. All right. I think he just made a sale. I'm going to take a look around. Think about it. Come back to you, baby. Don't go anywhere. I understand. Okay. Thank you, sir. You got it. Fine, that was what it was, but you're not done taking photographs. All I need is a shot of the alarm keypad. A shot of the alarms come through. Come back to me. Thank you. See where the ventilation comes out. Drive around the block and look for a way up to the roof. Some construction. If they're gutting the place, I might be able to get to the roof. Look. Same. I don't know what is what is. ventilation, chico. Ah, my God. Oh, my Godita, sacred. when. So you keep up with the old crew? Now after your death slash disappearance, there wasn't much holding us together. Yeah, you see him at all? After the incident? I kept tabs on him for a while, needed to know that he didn't blame me. Yeah, where'd he go? North, southeast, west, wherever there were liquor stores to turn over and hitchhikers to disappear. I'm on the roof. All right, use the glasses to get me a shot of Vangelico's roof. Where did they bury him? They buried him? Not as far as I know. He's probably a John Doe, then, right? Hey, I see the vents. Yeah, I'm looking at the relay. Can you get any higher? I've pulled up a satellite image. It looks like the highest point is on the northwest side. Get a shot from there. We've got our shot of the Evangelico unit. before someone spots you up there. Here, take your glasses back. Let's go back to the garment factory. I called ahead and told them to start setting up the information. So, what did you see? Nothing that'll cause undue complications. Yeah, it looks like a simple setup. Cameras broadcasts for a remote server. You might be able to wipe. Security guard on the door. He won't want to die for rich assholes to rub his nose in it. Good, the alarm system is linked to the door lock. We'll get a good window, someone talented accent. Anything else? Well, the more valuable merchandise is in the cabinets in the center of the store. By the register, so I'd start there. Glass in the cabinet was bulletproof. It means you can smash it into enough, but it can be in the safe at night. So, we go in when it's open then. Right. Once we melt down the gold,…
@cyclope: @critic on, tu post me encontró en el momento justo, gracias por eso. Hay laburo atrás de lo que escribís y eso se nota, aunque muchos no lo reconozcan. Seguí así, que tu forma de ver las cosas le hace bien al que te lee.
@galberto: Un año entero fuera que diablos que te hiciste.