ALL MY PROBLEMS (EPISODE 12)

ALL MY PROBLEMS (EPISODE 12) by @blueeyes8960 on 3Speak

This is episode 12 of our comedy soap opera about a man with an unusal amont of bad luck. In this episode Harold gets a surprise and it's not a good one.

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Transcript

Listen to me, Harold. I know your broke ass don't have no money, so I took the liberty of finding you a lawyer. Oh, Jana, thank you so much! As a matter of fact, he should be here any minute, but I have to go now because I can't stand to see you happy. Finally, I got a break. Maybe a few things will start to go my way now. Harold is happy. He hasn't been this happy in quite some time. But let's remember, the name of this show is all my problems, so Harold's happiness is very short-lived. Okay, Harold, let's beat these racist motherfuckers. What the fuck are you doing here, man? Why? I'm your lawyer, Harold. What? No fucking way! This cannot be happening! Calm down, Harold. Calm down? Dude, you stole my wife? Now you want to be my lawyer? You've gotta be kidding me! Now, Harold, you and I both know your financial position sucks right now. A lawyer is gonna cost you a fortune, and a public defender is only gonna throw you under the bus. Let's face it, Harold, I'm your best bet, because I'm free and I'm good. So, have you won a lot of cases? No, but I've watched a hell of a lot of YouTube videos on how to be a lawyer.

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