Coincidence is Now The Leading Cause of Death. Leave The Causes to The 'Conspiracy Theorists'

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• Myocarditis
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• Heart Attack
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• Difficulty Breathing
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• Convulsions
• Kidney Failure
• Memory Loss
• Cancer
• Sudden Death

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