Ridiculous Love Spell Scammers on Facebook (Part 1: Dr. Okoro-He Even Cures Herpes!)

Facebook is a swindler's paradise. The active user base is, in large part, gullible and confused old people, which means it's probably a fairly lucrative gig, scamming-wise. The most common category of scam comments I see on Facebook are compromised profiles posting barely-coherent commendations of Dr/Prof/Priest [insert made-up name here] for bringing back the poster's ex in "8/15/24/48/72 hours or less!!!!"
I decided force randomly generated text-to-speech avatars to read the worst ones aloud, and here are the results. The original text can be seen in the thumbnail.