DJ Fauci Drops a Nu Variant With an 80s Sci-Fi Vibe

The Covid Cult has dropped a new variant on the public this weekend, leading millions of its followers to buy right in and get their fear fix. "Omicron" is here, and don't even try to point out to your friend how ridiculous it sounds when they tell you with a straight face that this is super "horrific" fifteen minutes after Google alert told them about it.

Don't get frustrated when they call you nuts for asking about the two more european football players collapsed on the field.

Just enjoy some leftover turkey & leave the emotional breakdowns to them!