Covid Marshall strikes again

I continue my volunteer work as a Covid Marshall reminding people that if they break the rules, they will be punished.

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anthony williams
1 week ago
As a senior citizen I am of course in the so called " High Risk " category of victims who might catch this so called "Killer Virus" that is sweeping around the world, but despite knowing thousands of people personally, and even more people on line, I have yet to know a single person who has died from Covid 19 . I have been actively trying to catch the disease in order to see how my body will defend itself through the so-called " Immune System" that I have developed over a lifetime of working, in fact, I have ignored all the advice that the government gives to keep alert, keep this and keep that, I lick supermarket trolley handles , I pick up discarded facemasks, and lick them, and smear them all over my face, I get close to randomly encountered people in shops, on the street, and elsewhere, but for six months now, I have been in radiant health, and I wonder whether it might be my veganism, no meat no fish, no eggs, no butter, milk or honey, and just RAW vegetables, and nuts every day? If anyone can advise me on how to get the killer virus, please write in to Danny, and we'll do our best to follow a daily blog on how long it lasts, and what our body temperature is at different times of the day, how runny our nose feels, or how the wind, rain, and bad weather affects our lives in this " Second Wave ". If we all did it, we could collate our results and see who drops dead first, but for me it is very disappointing not to find a single sufferer who is prepared to let me chew on their discarded tissues or handkerchiefs, where a few microbes might be waiting to jump into my mucus membrane and start the dreaded, ferocious, fearful, end to which I am destined.