Liquor & Wh*res - Trailer Park Boys Cover - Hive Open Mic Week 154

Hi Open Family

Well this weeks theme of Comedia Musical or Musical comedy is gonna be a very interesting one indeed.

As soon as I knew this was the thme I knew exactly what song I want to play . Ive been wondering what kind of audience I could showcase this song to for a long time , Ive never recorded it or played it live so this weeks thme is extra fun for me.

The song is called "Liquor and Whores" its written by the actor/comedian Mike Smith who plays the character of Bubbles in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boy's.

This one uses some country style chord changes and riffs and despite its questionable comedic content is actually alot of fun to play around with .I will likely end up writing a different song with the extact same chords as this but with different lyrics.

I have my guitar tuned down to a D standard for this one which I think suits the song.

Hopefully you guys enjoy this one , I hope nobody gets offeded by the lanugae used here and I hope at least one person gets a laugh out of it.

I am greatly looking forward to seeing what everyone else brings to the open mic this week , I feel this week is going to be historic!

Enjoy! :D

"Liquor & Wh*res"
Mike Smith

When I was down drinking at the legion
I met a girl, she was nice, she was pretty and pleasing
She said hey boy we should do some marrying
I said sure but before we do there's something you should know

I like Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope
Mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores

And then one night
Down at the legion
She walked in I was drunk on gin
Dancing with a lady friend
She said hey boy
You better fly the fuck home
I said no cause of five little words
I could've swore
I said to you

I like liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope
Mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope
Mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope
Mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores

(Everybody!)
Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope
Mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores

Liquor and whores
Liquor and whores
Cigarettes and dope
Mustard and bologna
Liquor and whores